ELECTRIC TIT FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY!!!

Ever since we went public and sold Electric Tit to search engine powerhouse, Eyefind, in 2006 for $22 billion, we have had the rancid breath of censorship breathing down our necks and users have been leaving us in droves. It disgusts us that people don't see us as a promotional vehicle. Why are CNT and CCC and Weazel all wound up about us posting their shows online for free hours after they air? We're creating fans for them by giving their stuff away for free. That's how the internet works - steal some shit and give it away till you get shut down. Soon all we will have left are clips of funny animals and fat kids lip-synching to pop songs. What use is the internet without porn and violence? To add insult to injury, meTV has filed a billion-dollar lawsuit against Electric Tit for copyright infringements. Apparently, free publicity and a broader audience are less important to them than milking their back catalogue. So, in short, this is the end of the road for Electric Tit - we are officially ******. [THIS WORD HAS BEEN FLAGGED AS INNAPPROPRIATE]